Haiku for my new bibs

The Sunday Kit launch clearly inspired a few readers as we were inundated with lots of comments on the new kit. Some good and some less positive – hence today’s poll.

One of our more cultured riders even submitted some Haiku’s describing the pleasure that Champion Systems have brought to his rear end.

Crispy new bibs.
The comforting hand on my jewels.
I ride happy.

Bibs for Champions.
Velvety soft, buns smiling.
My saddle denied.

Sliding on in.
Velvet throne supporter.
Beatitude be thy name.

Smiling face.
Fast as a shark with model looks.
Champions Salute!

Ride hard. Straining cotton, silky fast.
Bibs soft. Support my cheeks, caress my ass!

Can you beat this?
Do submit your entries in the comments below – best ones will get a pair of ANZA gloves.

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